A photo-intensive account of a retro road trip with my family from Montego Bay to climb Dunn’s River Falls near Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
Note: The following revised and annotated post is part of our Retro Roadtrip series. It is about a day trip from Montego Bay to Dunn’s River Falls near Ocho Rios, Jamaica, with my sister Carla, my brother-in-law Todd, and my amazing nephew Nathan. They were living in Jamaica at the time, and I had flown down for a brief visit. The original version of this article was posted November 17, 2007, on my Nathan’s Uncle blog.
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Retro Roadtrip: Jamaica’s Dunn’s River Falls
When it comes to nature, there is no “best,” or “most beautiful.” How can you compare nature to nature? Can you say the Grand Canyon is grander than the Grand Tetons, or the Amazon Rainforest is more picturesque than the Swiss Alps? I have visited many breathtakingly beautiful locations on my travels, and they all defy comparison, each with an allure that is uniquely their own. Dunn’s River Falls qualifies as one of those incredibly lovely places. In fact, it is lovely to the point that terms such as “wonderland” and “otherworldly” come to mind.
Early on a Friday morning, we crawled in the mission Land Cruiser for a day trip from “MoBay” to Dunn’s River Falls near “Ochi,” Jamaica. Dunn’s River Falls is the number one tourist destination in Jamaica, as well it should be. Cruise ships haul in visitors by the thousands to climb the falls from bottom to top. But before we could make the 65-mile drive to the falls, we had to escape Montego Bay and its infamous traffic.
They made me ride in the back seat with Nathan all the way from Montego Bay to Ocho Rios, including Todd’s grueling navigation through MoBay’s interminable traffic and gridlocks.
And I loved it . . . .
Leaving the madness that is MoBay traffic behind, we headed east on Highway A1, but it was not long before our leisurely drive along the Caribbean coast brought excitement of another kind. Suddenly, Todd was motioned off the side of the road by a gang of Jamaican motorcycle cops in an apparent speed trap. We knew there was no way Todd was exceeding the speed limit because he is a confirmed rule-follower and typically drives like a grandmother. Todd was directed to get out of the car and meet with an officer sitting at a distance under a tree. We waited nervously in the car, concerned that our plans for the day may be aborted, or even worse.
Eventually, Todd returned to the car and we drove away, anxious to hear what had happened under the tree. Long story short, the officer had shown Todd his radar detector displaying a reading over the speed limit and told him there would be a large fine he would have to pay in court. Todd asked the cop if he could issue him a warning instead, and the kind officer indicated that perhaps Todd could give him something. Todd said, “How about I take care of your lunch today,” and the officer nodded. Todd slipped the money into his hand and made his exit.
When in Rome, . . . .
Relieved, we continued down the highway and arrived at the entrance to the falls without further incident. Fortunately, we hit it on a day when no cruise ships were in port, so we wouldn’t have to deal with the really big crowds. The visitor parking lot is located at the top of the falls, so we took our time inhaling the beauty of this incredible place on our trail hike to the bottom. Carla elected not to climb the falls on this visit, so she became the photographer for the day. She followed our ascent on the side trail and documented our climb from bottom to top.
Shortly after starting our climb, we decided to let an escorted tour group go on ahead so we could follow in their steps. Yes, we are cheap!
The escorts for the tour group lagged behind to assist us, even though we had not hired them. We tipped them when we reached the top.
Carla, thanks for being our official trek photographer. You got some amazing shots, Sister!
Footnote: I still remember the night several years ago when Todd told me they were going to be missionaries to Jamaica. I didn’t receive the news well. They would be taking my one and only nephew away from me. Over time, I came to accept the inevitable, and being a missionary’s kid myself I knew that Nathan would get to experience many things the average American kid would not be able to do, and I could never deny him those benefits. Watching Nathan climb Dunn’s River Falls and swim near the coral reef at Doctor’s Cave during my brief visit to Jamaica confirmed that knowledge for me. I know without a doubt that international travel during my childhood is what put the travel bug in me.
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Looks like a great adventure! Did you get a surf board into the water when you visited? Although the Caribbean island of Jamaica is best known for its calm seas, laid back atmosphere, white sand beaches and all inclusive jamaica resorts, the island of Jamaica is becoming known as one of the premier surfing location in the Caribbean.
Sorry, David! No surfing for me. I do, however, want to try stand up paddle-boarding.
Great post and it brings back fun memories of when we visited Dunn’s River Falls. However, we visited via tour excursion boat from a ship so we didn’t get to enjoy a ride as you did. I hope I would have the composure to offer to buy an officer’s lunch as he did.
Thanks for sharing!
Thanks, Marvin! Dunn’s River Falls is one of my favorite places on earth. Glad my brother-in-law was able to pull it off without getting arrested.
We’ve wanted to go to Jamaica for so long. Now we’re even more full of longing. Fantastic post.
Thanks so much, Matthew! If you like waterfalls, you might also want to check out YS Falls on the south side of the island. Cheers!
What an awesome day’s adventure in a beautiful place. Somewhat jealous. And as a side note, I had no idea that ginger was so beautiful!
Actually, I believe there are many varieties of ginger, but the red variety is exquisite!
Just love….You have brought back some lovely memories…When I visit my family in Jamaica is it also soooo sooo island…When are you guys heading over to Trinidad?
We have yet to visit Trinidad, but would love to go! Thanks for stopping by BP . . . . Cheers!
Wow, love all that lush tropical greenery, especially the flowers. What a fun day out for all ages! I would love to travel in Jamaica.
The natural beauty of Jamaica is truly stunning, Natasha! Thanks for stopping by BP . . . . Cheers!
Wow! Looks like a fabulous trip with your family. I would love to swim in those waterfalls!
Confession: I have a waterfall fetish, Kristen . . . . Thanks for stopping by BP!
dear Mr. Blount,
I am here with Calista and Evangelon. I enjoyed the doggies and of cours Nathan. My husband Reis says hi.
we miss you,
Jo-Ann James
Rhoda, please post Renee’s Bo Derek picture. We need it to be readily available for viewing on depressing days.
Oh, man, that brings back some memories. Renee and I went with 2 other friends to Ocho Rios back in 1984 & climbed Dunn’s River Falls too. I have the pics somewhere in a photo album, but it was an awesome experience. It looked daunting, but wasn’t so bad once you got going. Glad you all got to experience it too. It’s a blast!
Rhoda
I am going there.
P.S. The locals spell Ochy with an “i”…”Ochi.”
It was a fun day, despite the way it started and ended. I won’t spill the “fun” because I am asuming that will be for another post? Dunn’s River falls truly is beautiful! and we loved having you come visit.